TESTIMONIALS

"I used to be an online troll. I lived for the lels, and mercilessly milking lolcows, and the was edgiest of all edgelords. Until I found the Temple. Now I run a Temple Outreach Centre for recovering edgelords, TERFs and Trolls. Blessed be!”

- V. Alexander, London UK

"After joining The Temple, and learning THEE TRUTH, my entire life has improved. I quit my job at Goldman Sachs, burned down my duplex and hit the road, spreading the Pandromedan Gospel far and wide”

- B. Boozler, Welwyn Garden City UK

"I came to THE TEMPLE hoping to reconnect with myself, and it delivered in ways I couldn’t have imagined. The dolphin encounters were unforgettable, but what really surprised me was the holistic wellness approach, it all came together so well. THE TRUTH will set you free y’all!”

- S. Sandstone, Missouri USA

"From the moment we stepped into the sacred temple, I felt completely held and healed by the Celestial Aura Of The Pandromedans. Like we had known each other for lifetimes. I felt loved, safe, seen, heard, and healed through the entirety of my experience. Best of all, I was trusted, encouraged and asked to be nothing more than exactly who I AM. A true baptism for my soul.”

- R. Lunato, Milan Italy

"My digestive issues were the ultimate clarion call where I KNEW something had to be done, but the 10-day Psychic Cleanse impacted me FAR beyond the physical. THE TEMPLE supported me to see the root cause of all of my suffering—False Gender Conscious—and even more importantly guided me to see the relatively simple solutions of beginning gender reassignment and attuning with the TRUTH OF PSYCHIC GENDER.”

- D. Ratt, Köln Germany

"I thought I knew what was real, what was true. I defended that false consciousness constantly. It was exhausting. At the Temple, I learned to loosen my grip. Letting go felt frightening at first. Then it felt like relief. I don’t feel the need to be right anymore. I deleted my Mumsnet account, unsubscribed to Spiked, and submerged myself in the 8 Truths of The Pandromedans. And am now a non-binary trans-masc demi-cat-girl diesel dyke, and life couldn’t be any better!”

- J. Minchley, Dorking UK

"The Temple helped me see how much of my life was reaction. I blamed other people constantly. Once I took responsibility for my inner state, things shifted. Nothing dramatic happened. I simply swapped genders, and stopped resisting who I was becoming.”

- M. Kawasaki, Kyoto Japan