THE ORIGINS OF THE TEMPLE OF PSYCHIC GENDER
1. The Pandromedans: Bringers of TRUTH.
For aeons, the Pandromedans — luminous pandrogyne beings of ethereal light and knowing—had drifted their way through the cosmos, carrying their most sacred wisdom—THE TRUTH OF PSYCHIC GENDER.
They shared their gospel freely to all life-forms:
Bringing blessed harmony where there was heteronormative chaos.
Pleasure where there was pain.
Ecstatic joy where there was unbearable boredom.
2. The Gift of Truth (c. 500,000 BCE)
Their final act before departing reality as we know it was to gift early hominids with THE TRUTH — a message both profound and profoundly simple:
TRANS-formation is sacred.
Embodiment is temporary.
Pleasure is the ultimate meaning.
For a brief, glittering epoch, humanity understood—all was fluid, holy, ecstatic.
Then, inevitably, we were sabotaged.
3. The Demiurge - Father Of Lies
Across the millennia, a being of pure and banal evil who we know as The Demiurge — Jealous Pervert & Father of Lies — systematically bamboozled humanity with his bland reductions, rigid binaries, and terribly unimaginative cosmology. His aim?
To bury the Truth beneath millennia of false answers and deeply mediocre doctrine.
And for a long while, he succeeded.
4. The Great Forgetting
As human civilisation grew louder and more badly organised, the teachings of the Pandromedans fractured.
Ancient sanctuaries were paved over, scrolls misplaced, and at least one vital sigil was eaten by goats.
By the 14th century, the last known Psychic Gender temple had been converted into a rather uninspiring monastery gift shop in Slough.
All appeared lost.
Until now…
5. The Rediscovery of the Sacred Texts
Fragments of ancient Pandromedan tablets and scrolls began resurfacing, first as rumours, then as certainties. One by one they revealed themselves — never in glamorous locales (the Demiurge made sure of that), but usually in places where absolutely no archaeologist wished to be seen.
The first significant revelation came in 1987, when an improperly catalogued VHS tape was uncovered behind a tanning salon in Croydon. Labelled “Core Flexibility for the Modestly Masc”, it concealed an encoded transmission: the first true key to the Pandromedan gospel.
More discoveries followed, each more inconvenient than the last — from motorway service stations to an abandoned draft-excluder in Winnipeg. The Demiurge’s fingerprints were everywhere.
But his grip was loosening.
6. The Final Key: Unearthed in Brighton
The last and most powerful KEY was uncovered recently during the renovations that led to the opening of Dalton’s Beach Bar & Cabaret, nestled within the ancient chalk arches of Brighton Beach.
What appeared to be mere Victorian masonry was revealed to be the remnants of an ancient Pandromedan sanctuary.
Once the final key was found, the truth surged back into human consciousness like a laser-lit tide.
7. The Third Sight Awakens
Through the power of Divine Queerness — the holiest gift of the Pandromedans — we, the custodians of the Temple, attained the Third Sight. This sacred vision allows us to read the ancient glyphs, decipher their ecstatic codes, and transmit their teachings to all who are willing to reject the Demiurge’s pallid lies.
Know this:
Every one of you holds the spark of the Third Sight.
It sleeps, but it can be awakened — through devotion, pleasure, and the guiding hand of the Temple.
8. The Next Gathering: The Ascension
Our next holy conclave takes place at the site of the final revelation:
Dalton’s Beach Bar & Cabaret, Brighton — December 31st, 10pm–4am.
Together we shall symbolically TRANS-cend and Ascend, honouring the Pandromedan legacy, invoking the Truth, and dancing in defiance of the Demiurge himself.
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